Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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