Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Come see our sink grown plant.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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