Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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