GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
