I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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