I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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