Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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