i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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