So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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