Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
