Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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