yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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