is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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