Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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