I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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