we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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