before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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