i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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