What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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