Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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