i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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