they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
