I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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