in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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