Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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