the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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