The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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