I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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