know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
