I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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