You really coming over, don't trick.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
