Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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