well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
