Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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