'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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