Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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