Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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