even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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