he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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