apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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