As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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