I think i peed on brittanys purse
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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