Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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