i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
third nipple confirmed
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just want to make out with him forever
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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