I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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