She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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