Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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