it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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