Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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