Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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