Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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