Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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