I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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