After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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