and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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